Our favourite Quaker publisher Bill Sessions (ninety and not out) showed a mischievous streak when he was first in with his entry for the very short story competition. On length alone Bill would win – his entry consisted of merely thirteen words.

Here it is – 'Two Quaker girls went for a tramp in the woods. The tramp died.'

As a mystery thriller it is not quite in the John Le Carre class, but Bill adheres to simply stated Quakerism. We don't think you'll pick up a prize with this attempt Bill – but do keep trying.

In the meantime, the short stories are fast accumulating in The Friend office. Entry closes on 21 April so don't delay if you have that inspiring idea. Get it down on paper and send it to us.