We hear that the stag which gracefully guarded the Bernhard Baron Cottage Homes in Polegate, Sussex, has been the victim of a road traffic accident. Eye animal lovers can relax – the stag was a 100 year old statue. After an unfortunate confrontation with a delivery van the stag is now in pieces, but, we understand, renovation plans are already being hatched. You may remember that these homes came into Quaker care in 1945. Strangely, the Hartrigg Oaks retirement community in York is also 'guarded' by a stag – but this one might leave any contestant the worse for wear – it's bronze!